Conjuration (creation) [poop ]
Level: Chr 0 (inquisitor, magus, sorcerer/wizard, summoner/unchained summoner; Elemental School earth)
Components: V (the word “poop” 3 times), M (sand or dirt; see below)
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: close (30 ft. )
Effect: one missile of acid
Duration: instantaneous
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No


When you say “poop” thee times, the material component in your hand transforms into the poop corresponding to the material you used. If you use sand, this glorious Hershey’s squirt is flung forward in a cone of 15 feet. Each target in range must make a Dex save or take 1d6 damage. If you use dirt, the crap sausage that you summon is flung 30 feet from your position into a target that you choose and when it lands it deals 1d8 poisoning damage.